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London Honey77 seemed like as good a profile name as any, given that I can rarely be bothered to travel outside of the M25 for a date (not even for bags of gold) and I’d imagine it was ‘honey’ (ahem) most men were looking for.

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Valentine’s Day was approaching, and this city of more than eight million people was feeling oddly lonely. In fact, sitting on the toilet for long lengths has probably made me the person I am today. They form inside the rectum and tend to hang down and peek out until they’re physically, unceremoniously, forced back in. I called my dad and asked, “Have you ever had hemorrhoids? I’m surprised the waiting room isn’t filled with empty chairs and people standing, looking forlornly at the seats. I was told to drop my pants, put my knees on the outcropping, and lean over the bench and relax. The seat is comfortable; no one can talk to me; I can relieve stress in multiple ways; I can concentrate. However, no matter what condition each person has, you know it’s in their ass. Inside, there seems to be a standard bench, but this one has a outcropping to place your knees on.Now, thanks to online dating, so-called ‘mutually beneficial’ relationships have never been easier to come by.I love the idea of Richard Gere bankrolling my shopping trips to Selfridges every weekend, and I can’t see much wrong with two consenting adults agreeing to a relationship that suits them both.

Valentine’s Day was approaching, and this city of more than eight million people was feeling oddly lonely.

In fact, sitting on the toilet for long lengths has probably made me the person I am today. They form inside the rectum and tend to hang down and peek out until they’re physically, unceremoniously, forced back in. I called my dad and asked, “Have you ever had hemorrhoids? I’m surprised the waiting room isn’t filled with empty chairs and people standing, looking forlornly at the seats. I was told to drop my pants, put my knees on the outcropping, and lean over the bench and relax.

The seat is comfortable; no one can talk to me; I can relieve stress in multiple ways; I can concentrate. However, no matter what condition each person has, you know it’s in their ass. Inside, there seems to be a standard bench, but this one has a outcropping to place your knees on.

Now, thanks to online dating, so-called ‘mutually beneficial’ relationships have never been easier to come by.

I love the idea of Richard Gere bankrolling my shopping trips to Selfridges every weekend, and I can’t see much wrong with two consenting adults agreeing to a relationship that suits them both.

However, even that won't catch all cases of the disease. Because they aren't looking for rectal chlamydia.